I don't instigate! Honest!
I've decided to post my latest questionable female experience. This will be like the third or fourth post involving me relaying an occurrence of possibly being hit on by another chick. I don't think it's all in my imagination [I'd need to do some serious re-evaluations]. I can say that I don't instigate these happenings, I just must have some kind of weird magnetism [heh heh].Picture me minding my own business at the pool [if you know what I look like that is - if you don't just make me look cute in your picturization]. Unlike the other times I had been at the pool, this day was rather busy. Most of the lounge chairs were occupied [keep this point in mind throughout the tale]. I was soaking in the rays when I spied out of the corner of my eye someone walking around from the other side of the pool [you know how you judge people in their swimsuits - don't say you don't].
I was expecting this cute, bikini clad, Asian girl to just keep on walking around the pool, but she deviated from the pool's edge and started walking towards me. So, I avert my eyes and act like I wasn't watching her or anything. I don't like when strangers walk up to me and ask me something. It's an anxiety thing. They will ask me something normal such as, "Do you have the time?" or "Would you like fries with that?" And I will panic and blurt, "The sky is blue!" and run away.
So, walking towards me was another embarrass myself opportunity. I couldn't hide either. She stops in front of my lounge chair, looks down with a big smile and says, "Will you rub lotion on me?" A tube of sun lotion was placed in my hand, and I unseeingly stared down at it for a split second. "Sure!" [Was no hesitation a bad thing? Nah! I was just being neighborly!]
And I commence in the lotion rubbing. Sorry to disappoint, but I felt like a geek. Standing there awkwardly rubbing on lotion like that. You would hope - lesbian or not - that you would feel hot doing something like that. She probably looked hot to everyone else. She gathered up all her hair and swung it to the side and kind of bent over to hold it all off her back. I, on the other hand, pushed the lotion tube too hard and blurped a huge pile onto my hand. I smeared it all over her back from neck to ass, and I ended up having to towel off half of it. Her back looked like some nerd's nose with a layer of white covering it.
She thanked me and continued to chat it up for like some twenty minutes. I was shuffling from foot to foot on the hot cement wondering what the hell she was babbling about. She was cool and nice though, and I ended up relaxing to the conversation about five minutes before she finally decided to go lay in the sun some more. She walked away and turned with a, "Hope to see you around the pool real soon!" [I watched off and on, and I never even saw her lay on her stomach to sun her back I had so painstakingly applied lotion to.]
My husband had been "dozing" in the sun a short distance away. When she walked off he opened his eyes and said, "Well, I can check fantasy #14 off my list as being fulfilled!"
