Meandering Thoughts
I told my Polish doctor once that I thought I was going crazy.She said, "You can not be going crazy. If you were going crazy you would never know it. You wouldn't be able to think this 'I am going crazy' thing. It would just happen."
Those are the most comforting words anyone has ever spoken.
The accent helped.
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So, when I envisioned creating a blog, the first thing that came to mind was Doogie Howser, M.D. You know how he ended each show by typing out his witty thought for the day on his computer? He could sum up the meaning of the day he just lived with a thought provoking one-liner like no one else.
Does that make Doogie the pioneer of blogs?
I live for witty one-liners. I think I will compile a list of them from which I hear or read each day.
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My husband tries to convince me that I am attractive to people. If a situation was to arise as to where I would be hit on, there are only three types of people who would do so: women, toothless black men, or senior citizens. I say this from experience. Now, how can one have a decent self esteem when only lesbians, crack heads, or seniles wink at them?
I like lesbians though. They crack me up. But that doesn't make me one, right? I like vegetables, but that doesn't make me a vegetarian.
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Why can't everyone just fear and obey me like I want them to?
